Pink Speedo?

Okay, so last night I got a call from my Brother-in-law. He stated that he would match the highest donation....if and only if....I run the my next entire race in a PINK SPEEDO. I respectfully declined. Just think of my white chicken legs, why would you even consider? Crazy kid. Creative, but crazy. Just so the rest of you know, I will not be wearing a pink Speedo nor will I consider any color of Speedo for the race, no matter how much you are willing to donate.